There are several terms in poker, just like any other game/sport, that have grown into the lexicon over the years. Many of the poker books you can buy will have a glossary at the end and I find it fun to read through there as well. Knowing these terms helps you come across as a regular player (also fun is dropping pro names as references to the guy’s play…poker geekiness I guess). Some terms you should know
Betting Types:
-All in (aka “shove”). A bet of all your chip stacks, mainly associated with No Limit Hold Em (NLHE) but any other no-limit game, or later rounds in limit betting depending on your stack size, etc.
-Check-raise. This is exactly as it sounds. It usually denotes a powerful hand, where the player is seeking to squeeze in an extra bet or two or get a free card on the next “street” (street: a term for a round of cards. Third street is the third card dealt, fourth street, the fourth, and so on).
-Limp. This is one of my favorite because it is so descriptive of the bet type. This means you merely call the Big Blind’s money already committed, or follow a previous bettor with the same level of bet. It’s descriptive because it generally denotes passive play (most times a raise is recommended…if you have a good enough hand to call someone, you probably have a good enough one to raise).
Terms to denote a player (some are derogatory):
-Donk (or Donkey). A really bad player. Usually used by a so-called superior player at the table when another player hits a draw (most times, these draws are mathmatically based…I will expound later) but the “better player” doesn’t like it so he calls the other guy a Donk for hitting a hand that the original player would sometimes beat.
-Fish. Same as Donk, but somewhat less derogatory). New player, waiting to be sucked in.
-Shark. The opposite of a fish. What’s funny is guys who think very highly of their novice to intermediate play will sometimes either have a reference to a shark in their ID, or for their avatar picture.
-River Rat. A guy who just seems to hit cards on the River (5th Street for NLHE, last street for any other game with betting rounds).
Miscellaneous Terms:
-Suck out. A hand that shouldn’t have won does by hitting an improbable draw. Usually in Hold Em or any poker type that has a community board.
-Bad beat. Related to Suck Out, and River Rat. A bad beat is a hand that should have won but didn’t…you got a “bad beat”.
-Tilt. Many times after a bad beat, or when a player hits lower chips stacks they are said to go on “tilt”. Betting wildly or inappropriately to that level of game. Note: you will see players at the fake money tables play like they are on Tilt all the time. These players are considered…
-Maniacs. No rhyme or reason to their betting, crazy pre-flop raises (I saw, no kidding, a 410 times the Big Blind raise the other night at a fake money table. Note: the standard raise pre-flop at a real money table, preflop, is somewhere between 2 and 5 BBs). You routinely see maniacs at the fake money tables, some at the freeroll MultiTable Tournaments (MTTs), and even at cash tables during heads up play. At the end of a tournament its mostly a controlled maniac mode because of the large blinds + ante money in the pot and people are vying for it.
-Under the Gun. The first bettor after the blinds.
-Button. The “dealer”, usually last to act in a betting round. A very important position to be in, especially for NLHE.
-The Cutoff Seat. The player just to the right (just before) the Button/Dealer.
-Expressed Odds. The odds you have to make your hand based on the number of outs and the number of cards left to be dealt.
-An Out. A card (or cards) that would make your hand either the most powerful on the board or you think will beat the other player(s) hands.
-The Nuts. The absolute best possible hand based on the community cards. Even the most spreadout board with all four suits (so a flush isn’t possible) has Two Pair, top two pair, as the Nuts.
-Table Captain (aka Table Bully). An aggressive player who is pushing others around with playing a lot of hands, raising often, and pushing people off their hands by their aggressive betting.
-Chat shorthand. nh/NH = Nice Hand. gg/GG = Good game. GL = Good luck.
NLHE Hole Cards slang:
-Rockets, American Airline, and Bullets. Pocket Aces (a pair of Aces).
-Cowboys. A pair of Kings.
-Snowmen. A pair of Eights.
-Big Slick. Ace, King.
-Hooks. A pair of Jacks.
-Ladies. A pair of Queens.
-Good Buddy. A 10 and a 4.
YEAH, RIGHT
Okay, I’ve shared a few of the terms and some of the slang. Let me share some things I’ve noticed in the three months I’ve taken up playing poker regularly.
1) Even at the penny level of player there are guys who have a way-inflated view of their skills. In fact, it may be true that all regular poker players think they are at least one notch above their actual skill level. I watch serious stake buy-in tournaments on occasion that are replayed for all to enjoy later. These replays show each person’s holdings. There is an inverse relationship between level of play and actual trash talking. (it’s perhaps for this reason so many hate Phil Helmuth…he whines, bitches, and complains about how someone shouldn’t even be in the hand when he hits a bad beat. It’s contrary to most of his professional colleagues who roll with the punches. Phil can get away with it because he’s a mathmatical and human read genius). At the penny tables…bitching and whining occur fairly often.
2) When I see the term “Donk” used in the chat window, it invariably is from a guy who took a bad beat. What cracks me up is the highest level I’ve played is a $3.25 buy-in table. And, yes, I’ve seen this sort of bitching at the fake money tables. There are days when I’m a good guy and just ignore the comments made. There are others when I confront them via chat and ask them what the heck, if they are soooo good, they are doing at penny tables. This usually shuts them up. Or, even better, they start going after me. When that happens I know I’ve got their game influenced, and so long as I don’t get emotional I’ll usually prevail against them.
3) Chatty players, or players purposefully trying to annoy others. This is a sure sign of lack of skills. I mostly ignore these types, even the innocent ones just striking up a conversation. The other night a guy was abusing (via chat) multiple players at a free-roll tournament that led to a small amount of money. Interestingly, players with the “fake money only” install of the poker client can play in free rolls and have real funds transferred to their account if they somehow got in the money. Anyways, a guy with one of the “fake client” installs was laying into a player who had a normal account. The abused shot back “I’d play you for real money, but I see you have one of the kiddie accounts.” Priceless comeback!
Chatty players can annoy too, and I think it’s part of some people’s arsenal. A guy started chatting me up the other night about McKinley. I use a pic of Mac as my avatar, in a common nod to “Dogs Playing Poker” art (the most common avatar type is a dog, followed by poker chips or cards, then fish/sharks, then cats. Go figure). He said McKinley was a good looking dog, etc. I chat-mumbled something back. Just a little bit later I had Pocket 9’s on the Button, and my “buddy” was in the cut-off. He raised 4 times the BB, I slightly reraised him, he went All In and I called (he had a bigger stack, so I was looking to double up, and he’d still be in the tournament). He had…Pocket 2’s. Before you question his sanity, Pocket 2s can be a winning hand, and I think each of his bets was to move me off the hand and fold. At that point, I’m thinking “No 2s, NO 2s!” because my 9s would beat him outright. I actually hit a 9 on the Turn (4th street) and doubled up. He then replied “Hmmm…I thought your nines wouldn’t hold up.” What?? Dude had 2’s!! I didn’t need trips to beat his hand. Whatever. Note that his comment was a feeble attempt to display he was a good poker player. Also note he definitely should have folded when I reraised him even slightly (doubled his bet, with 8BBs). Perhaps I should have not called his All In, but that’s the best way to get more chips sometimes and I felt like he may have been bluffing. (All ins with Pocket 2s preflop is a semi bluff…it’s a favorite most over cards, and if he hit a set of 2s he’d be a huge favorite).